De pe telefon adunate, partea 2-a

Noa.

Hai ca mi s-au mai strans cateva poze facute cu telefonul. Le scot din categoria inutil si le introduc in categoria funny.

Festivalul mestesugarilor - Banca parcul Balcescu

 

Cum sa pui o banca in mijlocu “campului” fara sa ai o carare la ea? Era genial daca puneau si un semn cu “nu calcati iarba”.

Toaleta Ciuperca

Imagineaza-ti ca esti la primul pisoar si cel de la al doilea pisoar termina inaintea ta. L-ai nenorocit pe saracul om, tre sa stea in lateralul chiuvetei sa se spele pe maini.

Aceeasi toaleta Ciuperca

Eu zic ca era mai de efect sa puna geamul cu iesire la oras unde erau cele doua pisoare. Sa admiri in timp ce te pisi nu in timp ce te speli pe maini a doua oara. Stai ma ca eu de abia acuma m-am prins. Daca n-ai reusit sa te speli pe maini ca era unu la pisoarul nr 1 te speli la chiuvetele 2 si 3. Gata, acuma am inteles!

Baie Laviniu

Genial! Cum a inlocuit Laviniu biletelul catre femeia de serviciu? Simplu, prin simbolistica: “dupa ce ati terminat de curatat (domestos) este vin in frigider (paharul), multumesc de serviciu (10 Lei).

Ziua Orasului

Ce oameni nepasatori! Unul trece pe langa si altul face o poza cu o victima a zilei orasului? O fi fost pe hashish omu si n-o vazut ca-i SHHTOP!

Boala

Ingresientele de succes pentru a te bucura ca esti bolnav: stash-u de medicamente, plita, cana cu ceai, servetele de sters mucii, desert m&m si seminte + plasma cu sistem audio improvizat. 3 zile de succese maxime. No alcohol

Oiii

Congrats Livingroom pt cea mai tare urare de Craciun. Oy-Oy zise omuletzu de zapada

Becu la lift

Ce nu inteleg eu e cum a vazut sa scrie biletelul daca nu mai era bec la lift.

Oktoberfest Ramada

No comment.

Accident OBI

La cate faze am vazut pe geam trebuia sa prind si-una de-asta

To be continued…

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Tales of mere existence

Noa.

As I mentioned in previous posts, since a while now I got to be very interested in short-films / animations, romanian and / or foreign, and also in old movies that I thought to be good at the moment I was watching them.

I know that most of you who read this “wonderful publication” are friends of mine with whom I also interact on Facebook. Where do I want to go with is? Well most of the things I’ve posted in here I have also posted on Facebook. The reason of this double posting is merely for future reference for me because I can add more comments in here without annoying you with them on Facebook and come back to them whenever I feel like watching something old and interesting for me.

Now let me get to the point.

The point: In my pursuit of  finding more and more interesting short films I have stumbled upon some short drawing-tales of this guy called Levni Yilmaz. To put it even shorter what he is doing is drawing on a screen while he narrates tales of his “mere experience”. He has a film for a lot of situations and feelings and although it’s his experience, you can not ignore it and you can find yourself in it. At least I did or I wanted to.

Some of the coolest tales:

• “This Year’s Resolutions” – This is the latest tale that I saw and it is current. Personally I’m not one of those guys who think that they have to impose something to themselves to actually make it happen by making a list of “resolutions”, but he has a few that do sound ok and that should be on everyone’s list
• “I’m not going to think about her” – This is definitely something a lot of people relate to as there are a lot of people who were together for a long period of time just to find out that there can be an end to everything. For whatever the reason things did not go right, there’s always a time when you find yourself “not thinking about her/him”
• “What Would Penis Do” – This is a very smart way to relate how when a situation occurs a man can look at it from 3 “perspectives”, heart, mind and reproductive organ, the PENIS that is. Many say that one of these “perspectives” is always more influential. Maybe it’s just a generalization
• “A Typical Conversation With My Mum” – I cannot say that I had such discussions with my mum, but I definitely get his point. Everyone had such interactions maybe not necessarily with their mum but with a close figure in their life.
• “How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend In 64 Easy Steps” –  The title is pretty self-explanatory, the thing that I love the most about this one is the order and the thoroughness of the phases presented.

There are a lot more of these on youtube and on his website.

The Pretender

Noa.

I came to notice that I have a favorite song. No history in this one, I just like it a lot:

“Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began

Send in your skeletons
Sing as their bones go marching in… again
The need you buried deep
The secrets that you keep are at the ready
Are you ready?

I’m finished making sense
Done pleading ignorance
That whole defense
Spinning infinity, but
The wheel is spinning me
It’s never ending, never ending
Same old story

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say that I’ll never surrender?

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say that I’ll never surrender?

In time or so I’m told
I’m just another soul for sale… oh, well
The page is out of print
We are not permanent
We’re temporary, temporary
Same old story

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say that I’ll never surrender?

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say that I’ll never surrender?

I’m the voice inside your head
You refuse to hear
I’m the face that you have to face
Mirrored in your stare
I’m what’s left, I’m what’s right
I’m the enemy
I’m the hand that will take you down
Bring you to your knees

So who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?

Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say that I’ll never surrender?

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say that I’ll never surrender?

What if I say I’m not like the others?
(Keep you in the dark)
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
(You know they all… pretend)
You’re the pretender
What if I say that I’ll never surrender?

What if I say I’m not like the others?
(Keep you in the dark)
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
(You know they all… pretend)
You’re the pretender
What if I say that I’ll never surrender?

So who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?“