Viata la Mall, partea 5-a

NOA, or it was just part 4 of Life at the Mall? In Romania you can’t keep the track on this aspect.

Today it was a good day. “Omul plajei” woke up at around 12 PM after being in Columbus last night for Andreea’s bday. Andreea’s bday reloaded. He slacked and chilled, watched a movie (Forgetting Sarah Marshall), talked to a very good friend of his, Olga, and then went to a Teather play. Of course to name it a perfect day it had to end up with some beers. He ended up in Bridge at a colleagues bday.

In here while they were having the last round of beers they saw the “shining star” coming in with his girlfriend. There was this guy with a very black&shinny jacket. Madonna was wearing something like that in her “Vogue” video. At a point his girl went to the “Loo”  and he was trying to get his “jacket” off… he had problems with the zipper and was struggling for 5 minutes to unzip it… very humiliating for a tough cool romanian manelist. I found out in the end that he is a security guard in LOTUS (a.k.a. Izvorul Minunilor of all Malls!).

“Omul plajei” rests his case… he resigns from being a romanian and he hopes that his resignation will get accepted.

P.S. – why does he write in english? because he misses it and he misses talking to someone in english…